AJ Stacy has achieved the highest rating on the Tintin scale yet with a 9. Let’s go over the facts. AJ is a known lesbian, has short hair that is the perfect Tintin blend of blonde, brunette, and auburn, she has a similar build, and she has her hair fashioned into the perfect point. We haven’t seen hair this perfectly close to Tintin since we posted the Miz, and he is neither gay nor a woman, so he naturally doesn’t rate as high as AJ. The only way to improve upon this is to have a dog that looks like snowy and hang out with another lesbian that looks like Haddock. Since we haven’t seen this happen, AJ now is the standard bearer for Lesbians the Look Like Tintin. Congratulations to her! As for the rest of you, the bar has now been raised.
Special thanks to The Beaver Bunch for tipping us off on Twitter.
